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Op-Ed: “Woke Alerts” Notifies Conservative Consumers When Companies Go Woke, Wacky & Wanton


PORTSMOUTH, OH – Warped, wicked, and wayward businesses – there’s a new sheriff in technology town. Yippy. A new and free notification system known as “Woke Alerts” informs consumers when a company promotes the radical, left-wing agenda, compromising the values of traditional American consumers, according to a recent article in The Federalist. 

Nonprofit Consumers’ Research created Woke Alerts with detailed reports revealing “what’s really behind those decisions, including in some cases, the desire to mask their own objectionable behavior.” 

Woke Alerts is part of the nonprofit’s broader “Consumers First Initiative,” which launched in May 2021 and is committed to “putting corporations on notice – It’s time to start serving your customers and stop serving woke politicians.”  

Yay, woke politicians are put on notice. “We believe companies should focus on their customers and not woke politicians and progressive activists,” stated Consumers’ Research Executive Director Will Hild.  

Kudos to Hild.  

So far, the Consumers First Initiative has done thorough reports on companies like BlackRockCoca-ColaNikeAmerican AirlinesState FarmTicketmasterMLBAmerican Express, and Levi’s, the article continues.  

Put beer brand Anheuser-Bush on the naughty list for promoting transgender-identifying TikTokker Dylan Mulvaney, a biological male pretending to be a female high on hairspray. Hopping-mad consumers responded by boycotting and the company’s market cap dropped nearly $4 billion. Boo-hoo. 

The following is what the Lefty media muppets use to alert liberal loons: 

Media Matters for America (MMFA) is a weaponized mafia tool to censor and discredit right-winged news. Its “Take Action” web page is nothing but a list of petitions for people to sign demanding the censorship of all popular right-wingers on TV, radio, and the internet, largely by threatening boycotts against advertisers. The top one on the page as of this writing: “Tell Advertisers: Drop Fox,” notes another article in The Federalist. 

“Woke Alerts presents an avenue for consumers to take back commercial agency and power by keeping them informed. Conservatives don’t need to spend their hard-earned dollars on companies that hate them and their values,” concludes journalist Evita Duffy-Alfonso. 

Watch New Sheriff in Town with Eddie Murphy. 

Conservatives must unite, organize, and continue to take action.  

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